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Funny jokes on business sense of Gujaratis

December 21, 2015 by Dipu Shaw 1 Comment

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Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.

The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the Star of David. Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says,

“My poor fellow, don’t you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren’t going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you’re sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite.” The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said,  “Jignessbhai, look who’s trying to teach the Patel brothers about bijness!”

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A man approached a Gujarati in Ahmedabad Railway Station.

“Sir, I have lost my purse and all my money in it. I need ₹150 for rail ticket and another ₹ 50 for the bus fare to reach home. Will you help me?

Gujju gave this brilliant suggestion.

“Does your family have a mobile phone?
“Yes sir!”

“Take my mobile. Call your family. Give my mobile number. Ask them to recharge ₹200 for my phone. Take ₹ 200 from me after that.”

Can anyone beat a Gujju in business sense ?

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Best husband wife jokes – worth Whatsapp

June 15, 2015 by newshourindia 1 Comment

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🔴Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..love you so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.
😎😎😎
🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
🔴Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho ?

Conductor: 24 hours.

Aadmi: Wo kaise?

Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”.!
😫😫😫
🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝
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🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal 🙂
😜😜😜
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🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁
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🔴Best Slogan on a MAN’s T-Shirt :

“Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed”
😳😳😳
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🔴Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!
😂😅😂
🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
Shortest Joke !
Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai.
Banta: toh border pe bhej de😂😜

 

Why Boys get Blocked on whataspp:😄😄😄
Boy: What’s your Name ?? 😜
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer !!!😂😂😂

*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What’s UP ?😊
Boy: Uttar Pradesh 😆😆😆

*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : tu Soya hai…?? 😣
Boy : Nahi…! Mungfali hun..!😂😂😂😂😂

*Blocked* 😝

Girl : See ya !☺
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai! 😂😂😂😄😄

*BLOCKED!!!* 😛

Girl: Have a Good Day.😉
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G .😷😷😂😂

*BLOCKED turant!!!*

Boy- Thank you😊
Girl- My Pleasure😌
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar 😄😄😄😂😂😂

*Blocked Forever*

And the best one, 😝

After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin!! 😢
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?

*BLOCKED!!!

 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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